I call her cute.
Because she’s an adorable little sub.
Married. A look, even indirect, is enough for her to know exactly what I think about. It’s scary when she asks me if I’m hungry before I realized that I was (must have been passingly looking over to the kitchen/snacks without even realizing it). If i look at her boobs for 2 seconds she knows, even while looking in another direction/at a phone. It’s kind of scary. I guess I am really obvious without knowing it. I do sometimes wonder if she can read my mind.
She can.
People think we’re joking here but we’re not
If I’m conscious I want to have sex. If I’m not conscious, wake me up.
A deeper kiss than usual with a little more passion so it wakes up the idea in her. Light playful touching of sensitives areas when we’re laying in bed; her reaction quickly tells me if she’s interested or just wants to go to sleep. She usually says “lets to take a ‘nap’”
I have something I want to show you. It’s in the bedroom…
“Nice socks!” or “I really, really like your socks, hee hee.”
It’s a variation on the old goth line “Nice boots, wanna fuck?” We don’t so much wear boots anymore, just comfy socks.
“Are you awake?”
He asks at 14:00 on a Saturday when the two of them are sitting around or doing chores
we just get a bit more handsy than usual and make sexy eyes at each other, it works well
“My love, I would like to make the sex on you!”
“I’m kinda horny”
“Should we bone tonight?”
“When do you wanna have sex”
“Hold on let me brush my teeth”
These area a few of our regulars!
A little context behind my answer.
Among my friends, we have this weird but I guess clever safe word tradition. So you know how, when someone is dreaming, if they question the dream (e.g. saying “this is a dream” or “this must be a dream”), they wake up? We decided to use that as a “quitting word” for everything. If we’re making a YouTube video and we say “this is a dream”, for example, it’s the secret cue to cut the movie. If we’re playing some kind of role and we say the phrase, it means come back to base reality. So on and so forth. And while none of us are very sexually-minded, sex we decided would be no different. If we were to have sex, a phrase like “this must be a dream” would mean to stop the session.
So then it was asked one day, how do we do the opposite? How do we cue a session of sex, video-making, etc. to start? We say the opposite. We signal immersion with something like “where are we, is this real”. That is our unsafe phrase. Different nonverbal circumstances/signals would cue what exactly we refer to.
where are we, is this real
Sometimes I question that. I’d be fucked.
Literally
I don’t tell her. Afghani style.
a racist rape joke, how hilarious
It’s not racist, it’s factual:
this gives big “there’s factual evidence that black people are less intelligent than white people” energy
also, still a rape joke so fuck you
Yikes, wtf. My comment was a non-sequiter pointing out a place where 6 million women don’t get the choice to turn their husband down for sex. Sure rape joke bad, but your silly big energy comparison is ridiculous.
Or do it to a kid , you know the US style
“Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you” (Never works but it’s funny)
“Got two minutes” (works more often than you’d think but it’s normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes)
“What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?” *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)
To your cheese sausage I would reply “And for you, I have tuna patte.”
OOo, we having Hors d’Oeuvres over here!
