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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58·1 year agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up24·1 year agoI rarely physically shudder from text
minus-squaremoving to lemme.zip. @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoMy wife keeps telling me that…
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoWhy? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
minus-squaremoving to lemme.zip. @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoJust know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoDo you need us to call someone for you?
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoI too try to only shit on company time
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoThey’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol. Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
minus-squareRoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I rarely physically shudder from text
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
Do you need us to call someone for you?
Sounds exciting!
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
What a terrible day to have eyes.