• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    Damn we need a new conspiracy so I can get in on the ground floor and make some cash!

    Uhhh, quick everyone, buy these little talismans, they’ll protect you from… uhh… Jews? And liberals, yeah. Yeah $200 for the low strength, two for $400 special deal this month only, or you can get the super secret one that also wards off cops for $500. Cash in advance no refunds.