• MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Same and everyday of my life at work.

      “So… Linda. How did Tim do at his first day at school?”

      Inside voice: I could give a flaming shit about your crotch goblin. I just don’t want to be outted as an emotionless lizard person. Please Satan make this a quick story, so I can go back to my soul crushing labor.