Close the fucking toilet you heathens. All of you.
close the lid.
now everybody has to adjust the toilet before using it.
Closing the lid so the toilet pipe ghost doesn’t come out
Leave it up so spiders cant hide under it.
Is that a Zelda reference?
No I made it up but yeah why not. Zelda 64 super secret. Secret wall Young Link.
Also, then stuff can’t accidentally fall into the toilet
TIL I’m a moron always being careful around the toilet so I don’t drop something in…when I could’ve just closed the lid.
Well now you can sit on that closed lid and reflect on your life
No, close the lid because that’s how you avoid coating everything in the room with a film of urine and feces. Open toilets are disgusting.
i mean, that too. that’s the excuse i give when people demand to know why I always “fucking” close the “goddamn” lid :3
I think women should start pissing standing so my fellow fragile penis owner, who think standing while pissing is the only option, learn how filthy a toilet gets if you don’t put your parts in the bowl.
If i piss while sitting is way worse, pee fall trough the space between the seat and the WC body.
Close the lid so the cat doesn’t drink/fall in?
If it’s a problem from there, it’s not a battle of “who needs the seat in what configuration,” it’s a battle of “who deserves to touch the icky parts and who deserves the icky parts touched for them” at which point we’re through.
i’ve never understood this tbh.
Just check it before you use it, and adjust it if needed, unless you’re hyper conscious of the particulates that tend to result from flushing, in which case fuck it, close it everytime.
close it everytime.
I belive that is what your supposed to do, and the main reason why there is a lid.
Only other potential reason I can think of is oder, but if your toilet smells that bad you ain’t flushing and cleaning it enough.
That’s what we do at my house, close all lids.
Everyone needs to put the toilet seat down. Flushing with the lid up is committing biological warfare on yourself and everything else in the bathroom.
This is my opinion too. Everyone needs to put the whole lid down. Then everyone has to lift something when they go to do their thing.
Edit: Also wanted to say that, unfortunately, it doesn’t make a difference for sanitary reasons. It’s just the polite thing to do.
Thanks for the link!
It did say that it reduces particle spread by 30-60% though, yet with qualifiers too.
My natural intuitive thought is that the lid down surely limits the spreading, i.e. the left side of this picture, especially as compared with the right side:
Also, I want to (half jokingly) complain that they treat the MS2 bacteriophage like one of the bad guys there, as if killing the E. coili wouldn’t make it one of our allies in that fight:-). (I say jokingly bc most people reading such an article would know that, but also what they really used it for was a detection vector, probably bc the protein wrapping eases sample collection by reducing degradation.)
Besides, not all seats are the same. The lid on my toilet wraps around the top of the bowl, which seems like it would reduce spread.
It would be neat if someone developed a product where like you could spray a mist into the air, or I guess pour a liquid into the bowl, turn off the lights, flush the toilet and then watch as it glows where all the “stuff” spreads:-). But for now, at least these studies are better than nothing.:-D
I mean you could kinda do that yourself with UV ink and an appropriate flashlight. Put some in the bowl and some in the tank, maybe even different colors to see which portion contributes more.
There you go then, now we can all go nuts, flushing away!:-)
Agreed. Two words y’all: fecal spray. Enjoy brushing your teeth.
But watching with great satisfaction as your turd circles down the toilet is one of life’s great joys.
i sit down because I’m an adult and clean my own toilet. Standing is gross.
I pee with the toilet seat down for extra difficulty
I sit on the toilet to pee at home. Why do all guys just not do that? It’s better in every way.
Never got an unwanted dunk?
Nah. Short penis privilege 😎
I pee with the lid down too, expert difficulty.
I also use my penis on hard mode.
For anyone that thinks about shit plumes: Iirc last time I heard it mentioned and looked at the study, it was based on public restrooms with high pressure flushing mechanisms, not the slow flush tank dump I think most people have at home. If it sounds loud and splashy, maybe a shit plume, if it’s a sploosh swirl blub blub, prolly not a shit plume. Pouring water on shit doesn’t really aerosolize it, power washing it does.
That " study" more dubious than that. It was really just an uncontrolled experiment.
Me, an alpha male sitting down to pee and closing the lid afterwards: what are you talking about you degenerates
#1 step is to get a slow closing lid and seat. That will solve all arguments
it’s the middle of the night and the house is silent. You finish your business and in your sleepiness know that you have to put the seat and lid down because you don’t want all that bacteria on your toothbrush, your towel, your clothes. So you turn around grab the lid and
#SLAM
you whisper “fuck”
your baby is crying and your wife is awake. You’re not going back to sleep
