The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoJennifer Lawrencelemmy.worldimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1596arrow-down125
arrow-up1571arrow-down1imageJennifer Lawrencelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squarepuppy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down1·8 months agoWait that’s not Jennifer Lawrence, that’s Iron Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck who united the German states under Prussian rule.
minus-squareMxM111@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoYes, but did you actually say that? Like aloud?
minus-squaresteal_your_face@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoI heard if you say it 3 times with the lights off while staring into a mirror he’ll appear behind you.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoI’d try that, but what do you feed a 19th century Prussian chancellor? I just don’t think I have the resources to properly care for such a creature 🤷
minus-squareFlughoernchen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoWhat you need is a few good taters. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-28 months agoGive it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasty chips!* *The statements of Gollum do not reflect the opinions of Viking_Hippie who, if anything, likes chips far too much.
minus-squarejobby@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoI still find it curious how a South American tuber ends up in a pseudo-medieval alternate European magical land.
Wait that’s not Jennifer Lawrence, that’s Iron Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck who united the German states under Prussian rule.
Yes, but did you actually say that? Like aloud?
I did now.
I heard if you say it 3 times with the lights off while staring into a mirror he’ll appear behind you.
I’d try that, but what do you feed a 19th century Prussian chancellor? I just don’t think I have the resources to properly care for such a creature 🤷
What you need is a few good taters. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Give it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasty chips!*
*The statements of Gollum do not reflect the opinions of Viking_Hippie who, if anything, likes chips far too much.
I still find it curious how a South American tuber ends up in a pseudo-medieval alternate European magical land.