Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSomething's fishg about religion...startrek.websiteimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down12
arrow-up1295arrow-down1imageSomething's fishg about religion...startrek.websiteUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareRubanski@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoSo God can’t look through pasta dough? So you could theoretically make a “sin den” with pasta wallpaper and be safe from God’s wrath?
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-29 months agoIf one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls? EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.
minus-squarePeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-29 months agoThe bible says it’s legal to smoke crack if you do it in a room made out of pasta because if God doesn’t see it, it didn’t happen. I didn’t read the bible or anything but neither do most religious people so same difference.
So God can’t look through pasta dough? So you could theoretically make a “sin den” with pasta wallpaper and be safe from God’s wrath?
If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?
EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.
The bible says it’s legal to smoke crack if you do it in a room made out of pasta because if God doesn’t see it, it didn’t happen. I didn’t read the bible or anything but neither do most religious people so same difference.