Bidet / washlet. Your life will forever be divided into a time before you had one, and a time after you had one. You may no longer enjoy vacations because of the lack of one.
After a bidet pick up a water flosser. It’s like a bidet for your teeth, pure hygiene comfort
Or just use either for both tasks, if you’re on a budget. My Waterpik bidet is orgasmic.
except those times you get shit stuck in your teeth
Such as that time when 2 persons shared 1 beverage container?
Hum, this seems like the better route. My bidet flosser is inconvenient.
I cant fucking stand water flossers, the feeling is much worse than regular floss, it kind of tickles in a really annoying way. Besides dentists seem to prefer people use regular floss anyway.
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I stick my arse over the edge of the bath and spray with the shower.
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Your life will forever be divided into a time before you had one, and a time after you had one.
You nailed it, this is exactly how I describe my bidet experience. My father-in-law is a convert and spontaneously began presenting it the same way.
How did I live before?! Gross!
I simply do not understand your kinds obsession with walking around with a wet ass…
Virtually all of us use both. Bidet will clean you and TP will dry you.
Yeah, you can never get it fully dry without using more tp than to just wipe. Its not designed to absorb that much water.
And consider: after you towel off from a shower you still have wet bits, that is the same with your bottom after a bidet.
No thanks.
I mean, literally anyone who’s used a bidet before will know from daily experience that your comments are just wrong. It’s not difficult to dry off, in fact it’s pretty simple, and it uses much less toilet paper than the old way. The primary purpose of a bidet for most people also isn’t TP conservation - that’s just one of several nice side-effects.
I’m gonna duck out of any further replies here though because, frankly, you seem more interested in pushing this weird narrative you’ve settled on (in an old / dead thread, no less) than actually discussing it, and I can think of about a hundred things I’d rather be doing with my time. You do you, clean your butt whichever way makes the most sense to you.
Reusable zip ties, goddammit! Regular zip ties are useful once in awhile, but the fact that you need to cut them makes them impractical for many applications.
But the reusable ones, which you can fasten and unfasten with equal ease? Holy shit. I use these bad boys ALL. THE. TIME.
For starters, just think about the cords, ropes, cables, and wires in your life. You have a great many of them, and they are probably a mess. ZIP TIES. Wrap an extension cord or laptop charger up in a loop, pinch it together, and zip it up. And that’s just for starters.
Sleeping bags? Blankets? Towels? ZIP. TIES. Roll and zip them and they will pack down much smaller than just rolling them alone, and they won’t come unrolled, making packing/storing way the hell easier. I can keep going.
Most applications where you might use an elastic band are actually better with Z I P T I E S. Need something squeezed tightly, like the aforementioned sleeping bag? Zip ties ratchet down tighter than an elastic band can. Need something secured gently, like a bag of chips? An elastic will crush your delicate chips, but a zip tie can hold the bag closed with gentle pressure bespoke and delicate. With zip ties, YOU are in control. They last longer and are much more resistant to temperature and sunlight than elastic bands too, so you can use them in the freezer or outdoors or wherever and they will outlive you.
Get yourself or a loved one a bag of 100 for like $5 right now. Hand them out to children on Halloween. Offer them as gifts to friends and acquaontances new and old. They will change your life and theirs. Reusable zip ties.
I’d like to hire you into our sales team.
Kidnapping? ZIP. TIES.
I hate zip ties with a passion. I hate the reusable ones too. My go to is velcro. Get a big roll and cut it to size. Reusable even if you make it too short.
I’ll add that on farms, zip ties have joined baling string and duct tape as essential this is to have on hand to quickly fix whatever broke and hold together new fabrications.
But, maybe don’t give zip ties to children.
I read this in Billy Mays’s voice.
I own reusable cable ties, and you made me want to go and buy more
YES! I a roll recently to get the cables behind my desk up and away from my feet. (Jerking cables out of their jacks sideways is bad for today’s crap hardware.) AND no more rats’ nesting.
(Too bad I never found a desk with a cable gutter along the back. Wud be great for a bunch of heavy audio/midi cables.)
https://www.homedepot.com/b/Electrical-Electronics-Cable-Management-Raceways/N-5yc1vZc65f
add your own cable gutter
Whoa! Thanks for the pointer, I never saw one. (Don’t get to HD much these days.)
Are you referring to Velcro cable ties, or are there reusable plastic ones?
Reusable plastic ones! The Velcro kind are neat too, for some applications, but the plastic ones are amazing.
These are ones I’ve purchased in the past, although this particular one is bizarrely expensive at the moment. https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0834ZF5SZ
I’ve been giving the reusable zip-ties and the Velcro cable ties out, together as presents, for the last few years. It is something I would love to have been given. (Usually with some other present too)
Yeah OP I’m going to need a good link now.
I’ve been very happy with these ones, but the price right now is outrageous for some reason. If I was buying more today, I’d look for cheaper.
For those trying to move away from plastic I recommend buying some hemp cord and learning to tie a taut line hitch. It can serve a similar purpose as a zip tie
Please comment with your favorite knots
That’s gonna be bowline and taut line hitch from me, friend! I’m zip ties for life, but they’re not gonna hold my hammock up.
Bowline is a great knot. Definitely my go to for making loops and linking small lengths of cord together. I’ve even used it on a blanket to create tie outs to insulate the bottom of my hammock.
Nice-- I just use spring clamps to attach blankets to my hammock lol… But I bet rope would be better in a few ways.
If you try hard enough normal ones are reusable too…
How big do these zip ties get that can hold down a sleeping bag? Must be gargantuan.
That’s the neat thing-- For a sleeping bag, you just zip three of them together!
But are the zip ties wide enough?
I guess it depends on the application, but for sleeping bags, towels, etc., they work great. I use two loops.
If you can’t afford fancy kitchen knives, go into your local Chinese food shop, and look for Kiwi Brand knives, made in Thailand
It’s what 90% of chefs in Asia use
The fanciest kitchen knife you need is Victorinox for 30€. That’s what 90% of western kitchens use.
Yep, victorinox Fibrox is the best knife you’ll get, bonus points if the handle is melted :)
The difference is that the Kiwi ones are about €5, which was OP’s criteria
Pill organizer. Start when you take just 1 once or twice a day, get used to filling it each week and checking on it until it becomes a routine. It’ll keep you from double dosing and save fretting if you remembered to take your meds or not. Then when you’re taking multiple pills multiple times a day you’ll prep them 1/14th as often, and open<5% the bottles you would be. For a 1 time 3 dollar investment (you can find them with logos for free quite often) save yourself a few minutes a week, hours a year, days of your life.
A cheap digital kitchen scale, never fret with converting oz to grams again, just click the button and it’s changed it’s units, some even do liquid measurements so long as the liquid is similar density to water. And food cooks more consistently (therefore tastes better) if you use consistent ingredients, and how can you do that if you’re using a “more or less” system? Get your accuracy to half a gram really cheap, a tenth of a gram (more than enough for cooking) for not much more.
I’m baffled that there are many people who don’t use a digital kitchen scale
Probably because many American recipes only use cups and spoons as a measurement.
Dials make it easier to visually compare weights.
And metric makes things so much easier.
A rice cooker. If you eat rice a lot, it just makes your life so much easier while also making better rice.
Do rice cookers make more than just rice?
You can make ridiculous, impractical, cartoon sized pancakes. Google “rice cooker pancake” and it will have you searching for rice cookers to buy immediately!
Okay, I’m interested. Do they have multiple modes? Like crock pots?
The idea behind them is that they stay on until the bottom of the pan reaches 100C
As this is only possible once the water has boiled away, it will always create perfectly cooked rice (if you put the right amount of water in)
So it.should work for anything you want to stop as soon as it boils dry.
I have used a cheapass no-controls except ‘on’ rice cooker to make a ton of meat and veggie dishes. All in one pot if you are cramped for space or tools.
Rice on bottom, then veggies, then a chicken breast on top. Season, turn on, forget, come back and eat when it pops.
The veggies end up a little overdone but using frozen veggies screws with the rice, so I just deal.
Minus the spring you can accomplish the same thing with a thin bottomed stainless steel pot on the stove. I never liked the non-stick part of rice cookers.
I disagree with rice cookers, just boil your rice like pasta and strain with mesh. Way less hassle, way less clean up, extremely predictable results - its what all the top-level chefs do and I myself learned this from my buddy, a former Michelin star chef turned comic store owner.
I completely disagree with having an additional gadget to do what you can do with standard kitchen equipment in a far superior way with just a little bit of care and skill.
A white noise machine.
(I use an FM radio tuned to a spot where there are no signals. Doubles as an FM radio during the day.)
(Use the tone controls for more or less white or brown noise.)
This would also work as an occasional alarm for me, because there are a lot of pirate radio stations in my part of the world. It would go like: static noise - sudden silence - guy shouting “Hello?! Test one, two!” - horrible music.
Good idea! Also works for shortwave stations that turn on at your wakeup time, especially if you’re annoyed by propaganda!
When i was very young i tried to setup a small radiostation , but only could do it for small radius and never perfected it. Do you have idea how can I do this ?
You need a transmitter (oscillator + modulator) and an amplifier to get any reasonable range. Also (maybe even more important) some good antenna cable and an antenna tuned for your frequency. Without the right antenna you’ll never get a decent range.
There is Easy Noise on FDroid
Also: Noice on FDroid too.
I use one to drown out the outside noise my dog picks up on and barks at in the middle of the night.
I realize you’re probably doing it for yourself, but as someone who’s had neighbors who don’t care that their dog is a noise nuisance, I appreciate you.
For someone uninitiated who enjoys silence, what is the point? What do you use it for?
tinnitus means theres always a fax machine connecting in your silence.
Sleeping usually. I have one that can be adjusted to output various fan noises, or white noise. I find I sleep deeper at night using it.
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I have a white noise machine.
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Condoms
I staple my foreskin closed then add a bit of superglue. Cheap condom. 👍
How do you get the lemonade out when you’re thirsty?
Now a question of philosophical nature - are condoms life changing? I would argue they are life un-changing
This book actually changed my life.
“Discover What You Are Best At” by Linda Gail.
I worked all my life, and always hated every job. Then I read the book and learned that I might be well suited for a position I had never considered. Took a course and did well, passed and applied for a job.
If you can wake up on a snowy Monday and not hate waking up, you’ve solved most of your problems.
Just curious at what jmsort of career that ended up being for you
The book comes in two sections. The first part is a series of self administered tests in different areas, and the second part is a list of jobs that use those skills. So, some one with good dexterity and good interpersonal skills might make a good paramedic, or a good hair dresser. Two wildly different jobs, but using the same skills.
Sorry, I wasn’t really interested in the book. I actually think the career I ended up falling into was well suited for me. But I was just curious about what you do, specifically!
It doesn’t matter what I do. Like I said, the book might list twenty different jobs a person would be good at. Each job is unique, but uses similar skills. You use the same skills working on a hear/lung machine and making fantasy dioramas.
Same
Thank you! I NEEDED this (I might be jumping the gun as I haven’t read it yet lol)
But I’m in this exact situation. I hate myself for my failure to find “who I am” and I just suffer shit job after shit job with absolutely no idea how to figure out what I actually want. I’m pretty much miserable every single day because of it… All I know is what I don’t want from my previous experience of shit jobs, but I have no idea how to find what I’m capable of doing.
Good luck.
Can I ask for additional elaboration?
A full desk-size mouse pad.
If you work at a desktop it makes a huge difference to overall ergonomics.
Also the squatty potty. Especially if you have a high toilet.
May I ask why the mouse pad makes a difference? I have a nice smooth desktop so I don’t see the use.
forces you to go paperless since its no longer a writing surface.
I’ve been paperless for ages so if that’s the only reason I’m ok haha
I thought my desk was smooth too untill I got a mousepad. It also keeps the little feet on the bottom of the mouse from getting worn out as quickly. The effort to start and stop the mouse seems trivial, until you see just how easy it can truly be with a mousepad.
It also helps keep crap from building up on the mouse skates since the soft mousepad is constantly “sweeping” the bottom of the mouse.
try a trackball, its hard at first but once you become accustomed to it, the ergonomics is so much better. I personally prefer the thumb ball style that Logitech makes.
Plus you get to tell people your cleaning your balls again, like the good ol days
A scissors sharpener. You don’t know what your scissors can do.
Knife sharpener. Sharp knives are safer. You can also very often buy dull knives for cheap… and make them sharp. I am pretty happy with my 3 stage sharpener.
Costco executive membership. It will pay for itself. Also get the Costco credit card and be sure to use it to buy all your Costco gas.
Spring assist flipper knife with deep pocket clip. Buy a cheap one first and sharpen it…with…your knife sharpener! It is incredibly useful to have a sharp knife in your hand a second after wanting it.
Lemon/lime squeezer. Stop struggling.
Pour over coffee setup.
Coffee grinder. Fresh ground is so much better. I used a manual one for a long time.
Pepper mill.
Bamboo chopsticks. Very cheap. I prefer them to the metal ones I also have because they grip better.
LED headlamps. Get some with red lights to take camping. Keep them all over the house and garage to light dark rooms, corners and outside.
Paper maps. I have the USGS map of my area up on the wall by my back door. I also have many in the door of my truck. Free at state visitor centers or by mail.
Knife sharpenerwhetstones are the way to go.A knife sharpener is a bad idea generally. They really deepen any defects in the blade. It will make your knives sharper for a bit, but overall those ruin knives and dont sharpen all that well.
There are some belt powered sharpeners that can in fact do a decent job for the average person.
A well handsharpened knife will stay sharp A LOT longer than one from a sharpener appliance. It isnt that hard, a skill most people can pick up and a diamond plated sharpening stone from aliexpress will set you back 2-5 bucks only, while being a decent first stone.
Wooden closepins at the dollar store. Use them everywhere.
*clothes pins
Really good, solid cables of varying varieties (preferably braided). I’ve had many cables for years and never had to replace them (or if I did, it was wayyy after their due date lol). HDMI and Micro USB were the big ones for me
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Anker is always good!
The braided Apple ones always break on me. I guess that what makes them apple mifi certified. But I’ve switched to graphene os pixel so it’s not an issue for me anymore.
Coffee press, 20€ and you don’t have to make an entire pot of coffee without resorting to instant coffee. Also very satisfying to use.
Like a french press? Or is that a different thing?
I don’t know if this is what they were referring to but Aeropress is great. Been using one for years as a secondary brewer when I don’t need a whole pot and it’s easy to make consistently good coffee without much fuss.
Hot water bottle or equivalent warm thing
Toothpaste
