It’s kinda crazy that it took the combined culinary efforts of at least 4 nations to create something genius that would piss off all of those nations.
Also, pineapple on pizza is fucking delicious, and I will fight over that personal opinion being as valid as it sucking :)
Pepperoni, bacon, pineapple, and jalapeño. The ultimate combination of sweet, spicy, salty, and savory.
Pineapple, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, red onion, and balsamic drizzle. My recent stroke of genius from the local unlimited topping pizza place.
Try red bell pepper with balsamic. I love the combination.
Whats a Canadian from Greece? Was the guy Greek living in Canada? Doesn’t that just make him Greek? Or was it a person born in Canada with Greek ancestry? That would not make him from Greece.
The Germans seem to think they invented it. Order it in Sweden, and it’ll come with bananas.
Don’t forget the curry. The bananas always must come with curry, but the cardamom goes in the pastries.
nausea intensifies
And then the Hawaiians replaced the ham with spam.
Honesty that’d probably be better. Ham is so bland on pizza; it can’t compete with the sauce. I always do pineapple and pepperoni. The spice from the pepperoni cuts through the sweetness really nicely.
I admit that I haven’t tried the hawaiian pizza at every joint around here, but the ones I have tried or noticed still use ham.
This is why I can never hate on hawaiian pizza. It is a true-born Canadian pizza, birthed from these frozen wastes.
Hey, I’m with you. I think it’s awful and that the people who enjoy it should be taken out back and shot.
But I just don’t have the energy to take my wife out back and shoot her.
Imagine getting so worked up over what makes someone else happy.
Do you think I really plan to shoot my wife for liking pineapple on her pizza?
I go to Italy often just to eat real Italian food. I understand that for Italians, the hawainana pizza is an aberration, like many other things if not cooked as they traditionally do. And I respect it, because it’s a key part of their culture. Still, I have a right to eat and like whatever I want, so I also expect respect on that sense. Some people will do this and some others won’t. I think it’s a personal choice to decide respecting others opinions.
They don’t have to serve you what you want if it’s not on the menu, they can try to accommodate if they really want but that’s about it.
But if you don’t have the ingredients they cannot really do that can they.
A fruit native to Brazil. We call it “pizza hawaii” in the Netherlands and it’s tasty. Ananas, ham and cheese, perfection I say, pizza puritan snobs be damned.
I’m glad everything about this man is written in the past tense. One of the worst creations ever.
One of the worst creations ever.
Are you talking about the sadly deceased genius, or the globally popular creation of his?
Forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing
