• dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 months ago

    Remember when Trump raped a 13 year old girl and then settled out of court, then a few years later he said that people who settle out of court are obviously guilty?

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      11 months ago

      Everything Trump says has a little asterisk above it which is “*except when I do it” - except he probably doesn’t know about asterisks. They’re pretty complicated.

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        11 months ago

        Sftu loser! He’s got great asteriskses, the best in fact! Nobodies got asteriskses like him, in the world!

        ^(/s, but not really necessary I hope)

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          One time an asterisk came up to Trump, big asterisk, strong asterisk, tears streaming down its typeface and it said “Mr Trump, no president has ever been treated as poorly as you*”.