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/usr/lib/dict/en_all.hAnyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided
I mean, compared to LabView…
At least with labview there’s all sorts of NI proprietary shit which makes instrumenting labview equipment slightly less torturous. Matlab is literally just expensive Python inside the world’s worst GUI and one indexing so it’s annoying to port algorithms out of it
It’s the only programming language I really delved into. I haven’t had to program since college. I found it very useful.
MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.
I really enjoyed using MATLAB in school and it really helped with some of my graduate stuff. What scummy stuff are they up to? Any alternatives you’d recommend?
Python with numpy/matplotlib/scipy.
If you recognize them all, you’re a double nerd
Can I be a 1.99x nerd if I missed the bird one? (Swift, from a quick search)
Guess I’m one.
Am I delusional or am I really that nerdy? Who doesn’t recognise at least one of these?
I feel like they’re all super common language/frameworks
I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie
This interface is bloated
How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.
“You are an engineer and a nerd”
We call them “enginerds”, thank you very much.
What language is that one?
Thanks!
Matlab
Ah yes, React my favorite programming language.
My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can’t escape from because it pays all the bills.
You just described my life. JS is hell.
You guys are using typescript right? … right?
Yes. However, The same cannot be said for every other dev on the project.
Typescript helps a lot but JS still lacks a lot of the functionality, and especially the tooling, available in other frameworks.
Going from ASP.Net Core to NestJS is like digging holes with a shovel instead of a backhoe. It feels like a huge downgrade. And then half your time is spent dealing with the incredibly finicky dev environment.
I am not impressed.
Interesting! I have built several projects entirely in TS or with react/next frontends and I enjoy the DX a lot now that I have the experience with the overwhelming breadth of options out there. It was very frustrating and overwhelming for me at first though. I found Dockerizing to help with consistency and finickiness.
Just curious, what are you missing most from asp.net core?
Try typescript
It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.
And a Python developer is born!
Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python’s point of view…
Omg, it’s scary how accurate this is!
I am a nerd!PHP: You’re not a nerd. But you are at least trying.
PHP: You were a nerd, now you’re just outdated (and/or a WordPress developer).
Look, I was forced to learn R (very badly) for my PhD (which I didn’t complete). So technically I’m not a nerd (it’s sadder than that). Yay!!
Mine is “nobody cares about camels anymore”
tbf perl nerds still are some of the nerdiest of nerds
We’re old nerds.
You are a nerd and your back hurts
Is that an OCaml reference/joke?
Perl. But OCaml works too, I guess.
The poetry contests were great. I miss that.
Oh, Camels…
Im not an engineer
OP does not know math people are cooler than engineers and physicists.
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Same, but I am clinically tried to be lazy as well.
Purer ≠ cooler
Ah, but that is where you’re wrong kiddo. I am mostly joking, but pure math is more beautiful than anything else. Hence math people are cooler, in my opinion which totally does not matter anyway.
Elixir: Look of superiority
Rust: you are transgender
ASM: you are a nerd
Python: You are a high school student
Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.
PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript
HTML + CSS: You don’t know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.
Brainfuck: you like to brag
Python one is so fucking real as a high school student but I also know JavaScript and bash
