Jadzia, because she’s awesome.
Jadzia can save her own self though because she’s a badass. Porthos is a helpless lil doggo.
Porthos made it to the end of his series, meanwhile Jadzia…
QQ
Technically, since the last episode takes place on the holodeck centuries after the events of ENT no one in made it to the end of the series.
someone should have told Worf this
Am I a weirdo for liking Ezri?
I like both Ezri and Jadzia, but Rick Berman did Terry Ferrell dirty and that’s the only reason we had Ezri. So I like Ezri, but there never should have been an Ezri.
She wanted to be on Becker so it was her fault. Berman could have been nice and written her into fewer episodes. But it was her moving to a major network show that killed her off.
She wanted to be on Becker after years of being treated like shit by Berman.
Yeah Berman was a misogynistic jerk but she wanted out to go to Becker.
I get that. What I’m saying is that she wanted to go to Becker because Berman was a jerk.
Becker was a high profile major network show which would have gone along with a major salary increase. If she really wanted to leave, she wouldn’t have ask to stay but written out of more episodes so as to not conflict with her Becker schedule.
No, Ezri is cool too.
One of them should have been Wesley.
Wesley is like half a Q. He can save himself.
Shut up, Wesley.
I’d feel bad about choosing between any of who’s up there, but I don’t think anyone would miss Wesley
I liked him. They could’ve made the “boy genius” storyline a bit better, but then the “genius” part overlaps with Data too much I guess. Also, he shouldn’t have had issues getting into the academy at all
I would execute Wesley myself to save Porthos.
I was 10 years old when TNG started, so Wesley was perfect for me. “A kid can be on the bridge of the Enterprise? A kid like me?”
Also, Wil Wheaton is awesome. And a good actor.
Shut up Weasley the squid
God dammit now I’m a mind flayer too.
I like Wil but his actor skills are gone. His appearance in Picard was cringingly bad. Although I partly blame the director for allowing such a bad performance to go to print.
I really liked him in Eureka. I don’t think his acting skills have gone all that far downhill since then. And I’m not sure what sort of performance you expected from a superbeing Wesley.
Eureka was 18 years ago!
I expected something like Wesley from the TNG episode, Journey’s End where he was fantastic. Instead it was like if you put Adam Savage on set and told him to geek out about being on Trek.
Beverley might
Until she has two broken arms and sees his ghost.
All other 5 of them can save themselves just fine.
Uhura can save herself with a sexy fan dance!
“The dog”…
You mean PORTHOS! Give them some respect!
Exactly! The Dog is Tendi’s dog, not Archer’s dog.
Aka the Destroyer of Trees, the Consumer of Cheese!
Scotty beamed into the vacuum of space, that’s not a lot of respect either.
The dog is the only one that can’t actually consent to space travel, and regardless, couldn’t possibly know the risks. It is innocent, and doesn’t deserve a violent fate.
Everyone else knows that they signed up to live in a metal box, with an artificial biosphere, which is all that separates them from the cold void of deep space. Also, said deep space is jam-packed full of things trying to actively break that metal box, if the crew doesn’t beat them to it first. And nobody knows that better than Seven.
Seven didn’t. At least not originally. Annika was dragged along by her parents out into the middle of nowhere to get assimilated.
Yes, she decided as an adult to continue her career in space, but she definitely didn’t make that original choice.
We all live in outer space, out in the middle of nowhere. Everyone ever has, and will. And not a single one of us got a warning of the risks before they roped us all into this. Kinda messed up when you think about it.
Yeah, but no one gets to choose where they live as a kid. Her parents took her to a particularly dangerous place, but plenty of parents go someplace dangerous with their kids on purpose. It’s basically abusive behavior, but it’s also not like they ever lauded Annika’s parents as heroes. They were pretty neutral on what happened.
They should put Tuvix as choice as well .but porthos wins.
You can’t save Tuvix. No one can save Tuvix.
Cannon event
Fixed point in time
Save the dog by merging it’s mind with Seven of Nine’s body. Not because it’s a sexy body, but because it has the nanoprobes.
We are the Dorg. You will become a good boy. Resistance is futile.
…We will add your zoomies and derpy expressions to our own.
Your culture will adapt to scritch us.
The logical choice is Jadzia, because if you save her you also save Dax.
No one said Dax wouldn’t survive. It only shows Jadzia. So still Porthos.
Seven or jadzia is an impossible choice for me
Can I save two if I kill Burnham twice?
two dogs? :D
I’d save seven and together would would figure out a way of using time travel to save the other 4
You mean 5? Or you just not saving one?
Oof no one tell op what happened to Porthos.
He got six kinds of cheese. I’ve seen Enterprise. You can’t fool me.
Also, that was a different Porthos in Star Trek that doesn’t count and it couldn’t have been the same dog anyway unless they invented super long-life dog extension medicine or something.
So what happened to Porthos is he got six kinds of cheese. The end.
… In about seventy five years when he rematerializes…
My hormones would choose Seven. God damn that thing she wears always drove me crazy
Spot.
Why is it only women in the comparison with a dog?
Because men aren’t worth saving probably
Because this community is filled with dissapointments. Who think it’s funny to equate women and dogs. Then brush off complaints with shit like “but the girls can save themselves! god why is comedy illegal now!?”
Don’t worry about calling me out for being insulting by calling people dissapointments folks. I’m unsubbing. I cant with this place anymore.
The dog represents captain Kirk
