TIL Pizza is a cylinder
It’s a very flat cylinder, but a cylinder nevertheless.
Cylinders prefer to be called thicc circles.
Like a round toast with stuff on it
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Except the mathematical variable name for radius is r. Also for a cylinder you use the term height, not thickness. Which is called h in math. So by all accounts it should be called Pirrh.
Edit: Also also, with this logic you could’ve just called a pizza “Volume”. Would’ve saved you a lot of time :/
No no, I have heard better excuses than that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna have a slice of Volume now thank you very much.
I prefer Taurh
The a is for altura, which is height in Spanish and therefore probably also in Italian
In Italian it’s “altezza” but in this case the better word is “spessore” which means thickness
Pizza gets better as “a” approaches zero.
But if
a = 0
thenPiZZa = PiZZ * 0 = 0
One molecule-thin crust pizza coming up!
One molecule is thick af, with no extra Cs. Sexy Limits don’t stop just because our feeble reality has size limits.
Sir this is a pizza hut
Thin crust + thin toppings.
Extremely wrong. The ideal A:Z ratio is more like 1:4.
That’s just a bread loaf with cheese on top
Remember that Z is the radius. It’s flatter than you think. I made sure to reference an actual rectangle before making that statement.
That’s a half a loaf of bread with cheese on top
Here I thought it was because of Personal Investigator Z.Z. Andersen
This is the absolute ONLY case where it’s acceptable to call a pizza a pie. That being said, well done to the memesmith 😀
But- and hear me out- what if you are a stereotypical Italian chef with a big mustache and a chef’s hat and you send it out to the customer? You gotta say, “at’s-a good pizza pie!”
Good point, but I’m actually not that. I’m starting to suspect that very few people actually are!
At’s-a sad.
A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.
A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.
Agreed. This guy pies.
I’m pieing all over you mfs. 😎🍕
Reminds me of this Melissa Cherry classic from The Onion Movie 😂
This is the absolute ONLY case where it’s acceptable to call a pizza a pie.
Never had deep dish, I take it?
That’s not really pizza OR pie…
It’s kinda like a delicious pizza cake.
That I’ll accept lol
It’s actually a pie though. It has a surrounding crust casing as well as a filling, which qualifies it as a pie according to Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is sometimes wrong, though. This is the relevant definition:
A baked food composed of a pastry shell **filled with **fruit, meat, cheese, or other ingredients, and usually covered with a pastry crust
Meaning that a flat pizza wouldn’t count (those are toppings, not fillings) but a calzone technically would.
Read further. The page also says the crust can be on the bottom and the filling on top/inside, as well as crust on top, filling underneath, or both (calzone). So a deep dish pizza is a pie, technically.
The page also says the crust can be on the bottom and the filling on top
This is “literally can mean figuratively” level lunacy. If it doesn’t have FILLINGS rather than TOPPINGS, it’s simply not a pie.
Next you’re gonna tell me that a hotdog is a sandwich (please fucking don’t!)
I don’t really know what you’re referring to at this point.
I’m saying:
- A regular flat pizza is not a pie. It does not have a casing, and the “filling” is a topping, as you say.
- A (Chicago-style) deep-dish pizza is a pie (more-so than a pizza in my opinion but whatever) because it has a bottom crust with filling on top (a pie according to Wikipedia). That’s not lunacy. It’s right there on Wikipedia, with even a link to Chicago-style deep-dish pizza.
- A calzone is a pie because it has crust both on top and on the bottom (surrounding the filling), as well as filling inside.
This is not “lunacy”. It’s just reading a definition and interpreting things to fit the definition. 🤷♂️ If you think that’s lunacy I’d hate to tell you about Pluto. A pie with crust on the bottom is very common. Meat pies, and pastry pies, among many others. Crust on bottom is common, crust on top is common. Crust all around is common… Not lunacy.
I’m going to refrain from talking about hotdogs, because I’ve yet to look up the definition of a sandwich, but I’d rather not at this point lol.
If it’s not covered and doesn’t have FILLINGS rather than TOPPINGS, it’s simply not a pie.
Where does that put key lime pie and lemon meringue pie? Or pumpkin pie and pecan pie? Are they not pies because they’re not covered?
Not OP, but I never have, and not sure if I can get any in my area, but I would like to try it some day.
It would be 2PiZA, since ZZ is Z squared
EDIT: my bad, I was thinking of circumference
Wat? It is supposed to be squared though…
That would be the surface area of the crust, not the volume
2 Pizza? That’s even better.
It’s a 2-for-1 deal! Like Little Caesar’s! Pizza pizza.
pi of Pie (with ZZ toppings) is meme squared
Isn’t the Z axis vertical?
Not in bistromath.
Indeed, a common mistake for newcomers to the field.
It’s typically vertical, but you can name your variables however you want.
The Z axis is usually used for depth, so it’s going to be perpendicular to whatever your frame of reference (i.e. projection plane) is.
If it’s upright in space, like a computer screen, the Z axis will be horizontal. If it’s a sheet of paper on a desk, then yes, I suppose it could be argued to be vertical instead.
in lots of 3D software Z is horizontal
All the 3D printer software, Z is vertical. But I only used a couple so I am not an expert.
All the 3D printer software
But I only used a couple
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Yup.
Horizontal going into the screen right? The depth axis, if you will.
not consistently. I find there are basically two schools of thought in 3d graphics:
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the screen is a graph representing a 3d space: the x axis is horizontal, the y axis is vertical. depth, going ‘into’ the screen, then becomes the z axis. mathematicians and programmers tend to like this.
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the screen is a camera viewing a 3d space from within itself: the coordinates to position yourself along a line is one dimensional: x. to position yourself on a plane as in a 2d game, two dimensional: x, y. to position yourself within a volume, three dimensional: x, y, z. humans are kind of inherently planar spatial navigators - it’s easy to think about our position in terms of “where on the ground” we are, then adjust for height. 3d artists and level designers tend to like this.
Ah I see. Thanks. I’m used to the first line of thought, as that’s what I’ve been using when doing 3D programming.
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I’ve definitely seen Z as the forward/backward axis before
No? That would be the y axis.
Haha I love this
that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?
that’s insane 😮 did you know that you can get more pizza if you order 2 large pizzas instead of 2 mediums?
woaaah you’ve just changed my life. does the same go for small > medium? I wonder if two smalls are also bigger than two larges
Did you know two mediums cost more than a single large?
I’d say that depends entirely on whether their diameter is larger than half of that of the large pizza.
Whoa whoa whoa tho… Did you know that if you got three large pizzas it’s more than 4 mediums?
Again, I’d say that depends entirely on their respective diameter.
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The parenthesis are pointless. Exponents go first, but multiplication doesn’t care about order, and there is only multiplication going on.
They could be used to separate two letter symbol (Pi) from one letter symbol (Z, Z, a)
The parentheses are for clarification and thus not pointless. Know your audience. 🙂👍
This is genius.
the z should be lower case
Yeah Z is the set of integers. Or a random variable. Or something. I dunno, it’s been a while.
right, capital letters are usually some predefined set…