Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!
I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!
That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*
Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.
When I see people like that … I usually turn around and drive to the next town
I can live with that.
🥃
This one is accurate.
Has a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.
I’ve never seen this, but it’s hilarious.
Is that why she’s so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?
The cart returns itself, of course.
Made of transparent aluminum, mind you
Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.
5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔
One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: …holy shit.
The next day: I should post a reply.
Now: We’re in now now.
Dude holy shit
Sorry who is that again
One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.
Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet
Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort
I can hear the harrumph of judgement.
Best one here
edit: ok, i’m sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i’ll fix it when i get home, i promise!
The only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.
