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minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70·2 years ago“cow that was tossed 30m up in the air” How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up102arrow-down4·2 years agoWith a high rate of mooovement.
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minus-squareRinseDrizzle@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down4·2 years agoThink we milked this for all its worth
minus-squareEvilEyedPanda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down4·2 years agoNaw I still got some beef with this story
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoMaybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns.
minus-squareelephantium@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·2 years agoFetchez la vache!
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 years agoFirst assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum…
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoTrains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.
minus-squaresouperk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·2 years agoIt’s like it was hit by a train!
minus-squareemergencyfood@sh.itjust.workscakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoThe average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let’s say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That’s 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.
“cow that was tossed 30m up in the air”
How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
With a high rate of mooovement.
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Think we milked this for all its worth
Naw I still got some beef with this story
Don’t have a cow.
Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns.
Fetchez la vache!
No bull
First assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum…
Trains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.
It’s like it was hit by a train!
The average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let’s say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That’s 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.