“cow that was tossed 30m up in the air”
How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
With a high rate of mooovement.
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Think we milked this for all its worth
Naw I still got some beef with this story
Don’t have a cow.
Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns.
Fetchez la vache!
No bull
First assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum…
Trains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.
It’s like it was hit by a train!
The average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let’s say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That’s 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.
The Onion would never - could never - publish this.
Florida Man: Challenge accepted! It’s going to be legendary!!!
Sounds like a normal day in India
Kind of expected “the police who were also relieving themselves…”
Holy cow!
Ur really milking those puns!
How dairy make such a bad pun?
Tldr: the cow was launched by a train and flew 30 meters.
Hoe the cow gained more impetus than the train itself isn’t explained.
Seeing a cow is a holy animal in India I’m wondering about the karmic balance of this situation…
Beginning to wonder if those Bollywood physics were accurate after all…
An udder shame.
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