pelespirit@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.world · 11 months agoLauren Boebert says she will switch districts and run for another Colorado seat in Congress next yearwww.denverpost.comexternal-linkmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down110
arrow-up1263arrow-down1external-linkLauren Boebert says she will switch districts and run for another Colorado seat in Congress next yearwww.denverpost.compelespirit@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·11 months agoHow long would it take her to jack off every dude in this district?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoDepends: is she jacking from the middle out and doing it at an angle to mitigate the effect of height difference? heads to whiteboard
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoOh yeah lol, fixing that
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·11 months agoDammit. I’m in the district she’s moving to. Guess I’ll go first. Son of a bitch.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·11 months agoNot the MOST popular Hallmark card…
minus-squarelurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·11 months agoReminds me of that old video in which they optimize that
How long would it take her to jack off every dude in this district?
Depends: is she jacking from the middle out and doing it at an angle to mitigate the effect of height difference? heads to whiteboard
Middle out!
Oh yeah lol, fixing that
Dammit. I’m in the district she’s moving to. Guess I’ll go first. Son of a bitch.
Enjoy the hate sex!
Not the MOST popular Hallmark card…
Reminds me of that old video in which they optimize that