so drop 'em if you got 'em

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      161·
      2 years ago

      not nearly as bad as:

      Knock, Knock!
      Who’s there?
      Ducks.
      Ducks who?
      No, ducks quack – owl’s hoo.

        • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
          61·
          2 years ago

          I’ve developed a high tolerance… my nephew just started reading not-picture books, so I got him a science-themed joke book.

          Guess who loves showing off his reading skills?

          • anon6789@lemmy.world
            4·
            2 years ago

            If it’s funny the first time, it’s gotta be funny the tenth time!

            I remember those times!

            • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
              11·
              2 years ago

              It is kinda funny… when you teach them a poop joke and sick them on the parents who absolutely don’t get the humor…

              (Orange you glad I’m looking for owl jokes?)

      • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
        3·
        2 years ago

        Hahahaha OHMYGOSH I’ve always said this as

        Knock, knock Who’s there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? … You can see where I’m going.

        I’m glad to see others have a funnier takes!