In some parts of christian purity culture, specifically for mormons allegedly, they think it’s a big no no to have sex before marriage. They’ve come up with loopholes to avoid actually having sex but come as close to it as possible. Soaking is when you penetrate someone and just let it sit there with no movement. Allegedly on the BYU college campus, it is popular to go “soaking” while a friend of yours jumps on the bed nearby you to create the sensation of motion, this act is called “jump humping”.
Okay so I grew up, immersed, in Christian purity culture…
Soaking is tantric, but the friend jumping?! These Christians actually make themselves way hornier than the average person… I remember my first Christian gf thought it was a sin to be made to cum, so she would just have me edge her for like hours at a time until she spontaneously orgasmed with no stimulation. Was actually hot af and some of this stuff I carried on to more normal relationships.
Christian girls also hated the idea of me masturbating after they got me aroused so they would weirdly do whatever it took to get me off, as long as it wasn’t PIV it was basically fair game. I got used to these really weird/kinky workarounds they’d come up with and it probably made me a deviant. Once at Jesus Camp a girl wanted me to finger her under the blankets at campfire and she came while a dude was crying at the mic giving his emotional testimony. So many fucked up stories like this.
jesse
what the fuck are you talking about
I assume you were trying to reply to me.
In some parts of christian purity culture, specifically for mormons allegedly, they think it’s a big no no to have sex before marriage. They’ve come up with loopholes to avoid actually having sex but come as close to it as possible. Soaking is when you penetrate someone and just let it sit there with no movement. Allegedly on the BYU college campus, it is popular to go “soaking” while a friend of yours jumps on the bed nearby you to create the sensation of motion, this act is called “jump humping”.
Okay so I grew up, immersed, in Christian purity culture…
Soaking is tantric, but the friend jumping?! These Christians actually make themselves way hornier than the average person… I remember my first Christian gf thought it was a sin to be made to cum, so she would just have me edge her for like hours at a time until she spontaneously orgasmed with no stimulation. Was actually hot af and some of this stuff I carried on to more normal relationships.
Christian girls also hated the idea of me masturbating after they got me aroused so they would weirdly do whatever it took to get me off, as long as it wasn’t PIV it was basically fair game. I got used to these really weird/kinky workarounds they’d come up with and it probably made me a deviant. Once at Jesus Camp a girl wanted me to finger her under the blankets at campfire and she came while a dude was crying at the mic giving his emotional testimony. So many fucked up stories like this.
It’s a breaking bad reference/meme
Great explanation for anyone who doesn’t know, but today is your day to learn something too!
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jesse-what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about
The public projections of a guy who sucks dick to feed his private addictions.