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minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·20 hours agoWe also always locked the door… but I guess some people don’t in a moment of passion.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 hours agoWeird! And what about the safety gloves and hair net??!?
minus-squareavg@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down2·edit-219 hours agoThey had kids, moments of passion are not allowed unless previously scheduled, approved and notarized.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·18 hours agoAn even then the children will sense the threat of competition parental resources and find a way to stop you.
minus-squareVicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-215 hours ago“…Mom, they were all in the kitchen like… and Aunt Kathy was like… and Auntie Rachel was all… and then Uncle Darren went all like…”
minus-squareGumus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 hours agoThe girl moves just like Daniel Thrasher!
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoHot damn, why is that so accurate?
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·20 hours agoFair enough. It’s always preplanned for us. I prefer to be clean and ready.
We also always locked the door… but I guess some people don’t in a moment of passion.
Weird! And what about the safety gloves and hair net??!?
And the electric fence!
They had kids, moments of passion are not allowed unless previously scheduled, approved and notarized.
An even then the children will sense the threat of competition parental resources and find a way to stop you.
“…Mom, they were all in the kitchen like… and Aunt Kathy was like… and Auntie Rachel was all… and then Uncle Darren went all like…”
The girl moves just like Daniel Thrasher!
Hot damn, why is that so accurate?
Fair enough. It’s always preplanned for us. I prefer to be clean and ready.