• PugJesus@piefed.socialOPM
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    22 hours ago

    Explanation: Diocletian was a Roman Emperor of the late 3rd century and early 4th century AD who royally fucked the government he took over, and then promptly retired to a nice villa in the Balkans. When one of his co-emperors wrote to him begging him to come back and unfuck the mess he seeded, Diocletian responded “If you [the messenger] could show the cabbage that I planted with my own hands to your emperor, he definitely wouldn’t dare suggest that I replace the peace and happiness of this place with the storms of a never-satisfied greed.”

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      19 hours ago

      Great, now explain why you did such a shit job at putting a very simple image together.

      Did you compile it and overlay the macros, then just poorly crop them on purpose or are you just special?