Pc load letter
Meanwhile, an ancient Brother wifi laser printer that I haven’t used in 3 years and frankly forgot I had, moments after I clicked on it instead of “print to pdf”: whirrs to life 3 seconds later and prints a perfect smudge-free copy
I just looked at a Brother laser. Every new customer says not to buy it, because even though it’s being sold, it’s not supported anymore and it’s impossible to download a functional driver.
I like the noises. At least you know it’s doing something and you don’t have to troubleshoot some print server.
They’re most dangerous when cornered. Back away slowly.
They’re also very jealous. If you use another printer, they’ll know.
You gotta act like you’re uninterested in getting your stuff printed
Go back in time to the 90s to tell your kid self who’s waiting for boobs to load on dial up: “I’m you from 2026 and it will still take 10 to 15 minutes to load up your mom’s computer to print a single document! Why? Because Microsoft is shit. Also buy bitcoin and Google stock”
You have to specify when to sell the bitcoin. I lost my hard drive containing a few of them but I’m sure I would have gotten a pizza or some stuff from compusa when they started accepting them
[Print nozzle requires maintenance. Open Settings to continue.]



