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Biblically Accurate Java Class

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  • erayerdin@programming.dev
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    Wait until you see Rust API docs with generics and lifetimes and trait implementations: the biblically accurate crab.

  • ferret@sh.itjust.works
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    Flashbacks to modded minecraft crash logs

  • BonkTheAnnoyed@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    … doesn’t this just mean someone wrote a shit ton of code so you don’t have to?

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    I used java to solve my Problem. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

    • ArrowMax@feddit.org
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      Getting specific factories for each problem is actually outdated. You should get a FactoryFactoryFactory instead.

      • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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        So we stopped selling those schematics and started selling hammer-factory-building factories.

        This is where they’re wrong. They should have allowed to build a customer’s own factory on their territory.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      gotta work that 9-6 job at the abstract factory

      • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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        It’s 996 actually

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    My mother calling me by my full name

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    And they call this a serious language. It’s the Dutch of programming languages.

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    👁️ Ịŧ īş ẫŵåŗė 👁️

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    BeanNameAware, InitializingBean

    Its happening again

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    Now imagine a programming language not having object orientation or a built-in documentation tool…

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      Not sure what you’re trying to say. Are you saying this is a good thing?

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    Smalltalk flashbacks…

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    Ooooh I see some names from the Ars Javetia.

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