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Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

What do cows call their tabloid magazines? Fake moos.

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What do cows call their tabloid magazines? Fake moos.

Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Udder Nonsense.

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      Us shit.

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      This is sexist.

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        I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

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