Dear Ambassador:

President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

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    10 hours ago

    The fuck is the Norwegian prime minister to do with that load of shit? He’s not even on the committee.

    Apparently Trump doesn’t even know what the fuck the Nobel prize is.

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      6 hours ago

      From what the various people who have explained to him how it works says, it seems that he does know.

      He just doesn’t understand why the Norwegian government won’t be corrupt and influence it, because to him that’s an obvious thing you’d do when you have power and influence.

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      Remember that Trump doesn’t care about rules. He thinks that any leader has absolute power within the territory they control. So he thinks the prime minister of Norway should have personally ensured that Trump received the Nobel peace prize.