They’re clearly mutant bears, as they possess the intellect to have a home with cooking apparati, beds, and speech.

There’s also the implication that the bears made their servings of porridge separately, as the temperatures differed.

The one is still too hot, which means they left suddenly and just minutes ago, otherwise the porridge would have cooled.

Those three beats make porridge in a very convoluted way, only to disappear the next moment. Maybe goldilocks we very intimidating to them?

When I was on Imgur there was a guy that posted a photo of his porridge every day for years and it was very inconsistent lol. Some days they made slop, some days mortar

Forum communities are so wholesome though, one day a second bowl of porridge appeared and everyone celebrated OP getting someone to share with

Bears who go bed shopping are excellent cooks. Was that not the lesson of the story?