• NotSteve_@piefed.ca
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    2 days ago

    What’s the un-edited version? I want to see how they try to describe how '“hard they worked”

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      1 day ago

      Here’s the original

      I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.

      How did I do it?

      It wasn’t hustle culture. No 5:30am wakeups, cold showers, or productivity hacks.

      What got me there was a relentless focus on impact. Every project I touched, every deck I built, every presentation I gave MOVED THE NEEDLE.

      Always, I asked myself: what is the single most valuable contribution I can make to the company right now? And I did that. If people disagreed, I convinced them otherwise.

      I kept this up for three years before the CEO (my dad) finally recognized my results and promoted me to SVP.

      There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

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      2 days ago

      It’s satire. It’s a bunch of typical LinkedIn nonsense (run every morning, read, do yoga, etc) then the bait and switch at the end is that their dad just gave them a multi-six-figure position at an investment firm he runs.

      Not sure why they blacked out so much of the post, the original is funny enough.

      • LobsterJim@slrpnk.net
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        It has been posted elsewhere recently unredacted and 90% of the comments could not understand that it was satire.