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usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Does anybody know?

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usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • tomiant@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    Absolute zero is −459.67 °F.

    So there better be school tomorrow, and you better fucking be there.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Dude, tomorrow’s Saturday

    • usernameusername@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Frick

    • standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Nah see the 10-day on the calendar? Todays Monday

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        Frick.

  • Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip
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    4pm: No

  • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
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    3pm is higher than today’s High. Weather man cant even get that right

  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    Tomorrow is remote learning

  • B-TR3E@feddit.org
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    Every day is school day on planet Pubar. Resistance is futile!

    B-TR3E

    Supreme Sirius School Command

    • ElJefe@lemmy.ca
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      Prepare yourselves for the subjugation!

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    If they have an Ohio, there’s still school there

    • tomiant@piefed.social
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      Good. Not that it seems to be helping.

  • cicadagen@ani.social
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    I love how it just says no, prolly no life left XD

  • Syndication@lemmy.today
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    This about sums up the world right now.

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