In defense of real fish:
They are actually very silly.
… also, you probably can’t make a.Swedish fish without water, so, no, it does need water.
Fish aren’t silly?
FISH ARE SILLY DILLY!What if we kissed in the fish pool? 🥺

simulacrum, you say?

Fish are pretty silly. Not much is sillier than a fish, except maybe a snake.
A lot of fish stay in some form of school most of their lives. What’s silly about that?
Makes them smarter than MAGA.
silly fish dance?
Couldn’t agree more—fish are silly af!
Actually I recommend putting a swedish fish into a water bowl in the fridge overnight.
Source: am swede
Water or did You mean vodka?
Source: am Pole.
There’s a lot of cultural differences between Karkonosze and the Baltic… North Pole or South Pole?
You could, but I’m not sure that’d have the same result. I would be interested in seeing it though.
I did that for a buddy’s birthday once in college because they loved Swedish Fish. The end result was gross, slimy, white, sloughing away Swedish Fish and some mildly flavored vodka filled with half-disintegrated gummy chunks.
It was… not delicious
If they are like any other gummy candy, they’ll puff up and absorb a decent amount of alcohol.
Tried it once, the Swedish fish mostly disintegrated and left me with slimy half disintegrated vodka flavored Swedish fish and some mildy flavored opaque vodka filled with little gummy chunks. Not my favorite!
why? just cuz you can?
Is doing that and forgetting about the fish for 6 months how Surströmming is created?
I mean, you’ll certainly have something.
I recommend putting them in vodka overnight.
Source: trust me on this one
- Sugar
vs
- Food
but I’m english
Real Swedish fish is made from licorice.
And salted with salmiak
Sacabambaspis used to be a real silly fish…
has no brain juice though.









