ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWhat a great idealemmy.worldimagemessage-square217fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down131
arrow-up11.11Karrow-down1imageWhat a great idealemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square217fedilink
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoI’ll do one better. Every extra item gets to be used against the customer to harm them. The extra item is a can of tuna? Well, we’ll beat you with the tuna. The extra item is a hammer? Well, apologies my good man, but you know the rule.
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoWe shouldn’t jump straight into violence, so how about after 5 minutes we’re allowed to beat them with anything from their cart, our cart, or the complementary whiffle ball bat?
I’ll do one better.
Every extra item gets to be used against the customer to harm them.
The extra item is a can of tuna? Well, we’ll beat you with the tuna. The extra item is a hammer? Well, apologies my good man, but you know the rule.
We shouldn’t jump straight into violence, so how about after 5 minutes we’re allowed to beat them with anything from their cart, our cart, or the complementary whiffle ball bat?