Alternate Matrix movie: these people are kept in the same pods as in the matrix movie, but it’s actually the Coors company extracting alcohol from them.
I swear, your honor, I don’t even drink, I’m just like this!
In some countries you can even drive if you have this
How can I acquire this power?
As the article discusses, you can increase the odds by resetting your microbiome with antibiotics, eating a carb rich diet and suppressing the action of aldehyde dehydrogenase in your gut (such as by acquiring a liver disease). Godspeed
I’m trying but it’s not working. I’m assuming there is one simple trick my doctor doesn’t want me to know.
must be nice
It may sound funny at first, but by the time you’re diagnosed you’ve been a functional alcoholic for years or decades with permanent organ, brain and tissue damage.
I don’t have ABS and still ended up there anyway.




