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minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up38·2 days agoCrows are pretty good at the old peck’n’dodge, and pretty tough generally, especially when in a murder. I think we could extend this training to seagulls, baiting the MAGA hats with French fries. Get started now to ruin the nazis’ summer.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoYeah, if a MAGA pulled a gun and tried to shoot a crow, he’d be more likely to shoot his MAGA companion, as the crows laugh at them. OTOH, if he managed to hit the crow, ALL the other crows are going to get revenge.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days ago extend this training to seagulls Now that’s a winning idea, I’d feel pretty bad if a crow got hurt. Fucking seagulls man, screw those things.
minus-squareOlgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoBut do they have the intelligence to handle this? Crows certainly do. I’m doubtful of seagulls
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 hours agoYeah, i’ve seen them to some pretty sneaky stuff for food, but I don’t know that even if they could handle it without it being related to food.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoThey act exactly like Republicans: MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Hope the birds stay safe
Crows are pretty good at the old peck’n’dodge, and pretty tough generally, especially when in a murder.
I think we could extend this training to seagulls, baiting the MAGA hats with French fries. Get started now to ruin the nazis’ summer.
Yeah, if a MAGA pulled a gun and tried to shoot a crow, he’d be more likely to shoot his MAGA companion, as the crows laugh at them.
OTOH, if he managed to hit the crow, ALL the other crows are going to get revenge.
Now that’s a winning idea, I’d feel pretty bad if a crow got hurt. Fucking seagulls man, screw those things.
But do they have the intelligence to handle this? Crows certainly do. I’m doubtful of seagulls
Yeah, i’ve seen them to some pretty sneaky stuff for food, but I don’t know that even if they could handle it without it being related to food.
They act exactly like Republicans: MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!