“Now, Putin is a great personal friend, great guy just really great, and so I’m very happy to announce that we’re gonna form a great pact! a really wonderful pact, god I love that word, a pact! It’s gonna be the greatest pact you’ve ever seen, in history even, the Trump-Putin pact. and we’re gonna equally divide up Poland so that we get all their tasty treats and Russia gets some land or whatever, great pact.”

Putin invades Ukraine to distract the Russians from the worsening corruption and standard of living by rousing nationalism. While Trump invaded Venezuela and wants to do so with Greenland, because he wants to distract people from the fact he is a pedophile.

America: does the most American shit ever

Americans: Is this Russia?!?

Big dick energy by the seppo

putin is nothing like trump