“Now, Putin is a great personal friend, great guy just really great, and so I’m very happy to announce that we’re gonna form a great pact! a really wonderful pact, god I love that word, a pact! It’s gonna be the greatest pact you’ve ever seen, in history even, the Trump-Putin pact. and we’re gonna equally divide up Poland so that we get all their tasty treats and Russia gets some land or whatever, great pact.”