and I know you only asked if I had to do it this way because this other way looks easier, but if I tell you yes then you’re just going to ask why that is, so I’m just going to preemptively address that by giving you a 10 minute briefing on the background of this subject so that you can understand why it is that I’m telling the truth when I say “yes”

what’s that, you weren’t going to ask a follow-up question? what the fuck is wrong with you, aren’t you interested in how things work?