Took me waaaay too long to notice it was the Onion. Fuck, this is depressing…
Not funny anymore
Okay I ate it.
Ate it? I had it served on a plate and brought to the table by a fancy waiter suggesting a wine pairing.
Since when is the onion reporting facts?
Since about 2016.
Satire is now classified as domestic terrorism.
I’ve finally done it. I ate the Onion for the first time.
Got me. Only because that’s sort of what they’ve been saying all along, moving that goalpost. It’s not a stretch.
Does this apply to actions on January the 6th ?
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
some restrictions may apply
Of course not
Anything we do? Like breathing?
Or asking questions.
You guys stole the Venezuelan president, but did you have to steal the Venezuelan government tactics too?
That was a military coup. They put their generals in charge leaving a puppet government, to be led to sign over assets. When resistance forms to looting resources the military will likely do the old collective punishment to villagers with paramilitary death squads paid by cia fronts sellung drugs and guns. Classic us military really.
It is a template they filled in the blanks. That op was not possible, with helicoptors, unless the military stood down, there is no question.
They brought him in, but as an advisor.
