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minus-squareMyDogLovesMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up95·6 days agoThe amount of truth in this depresses me.
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up66·6 days agoyou can cut a potato in half, press wet side against your temples, it will suck the depression out of you
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·6 days agoThat doesn’t make sense…the Irish are still PLENTY depressed. It’s why they drink so much.
minus-squareDroechai@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 days agoThe irish did have a really bad time when they had a lack of potatoes
minus-squareWalleyeWarrior@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoIf that were true, then why do I have so much depression despite having zero Irish heritage?
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agolooks around the world Hmmmmmm. No idea… continues to observe society Yeah, no clue man. Earth is a perfect utopia. No reason for anyone, anywhere, to complain about anything. No reason to be sad. None at all. Nothing wrong on this planet. …how long do I have to keep the bit up to convey sarcasm through text?
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agothey should be drinking potatoes instead of barley
minus-squarewieson@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoNah they’re not depressed, they’re just melancholic. That’s when you combine all the root causes for depression with a dose of good folk music.
minus-squareMaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-25 days agobut they then eat the depression potatoes which reinstills and spreads the depression to all those who eat it.
The amount of truth in this depresses me.
you can cut a potato in half, press wet side against your temples, it will suck the depression out of you
That doesn’t make sense…the Irish are still PLENTY depressed. It’s why they drink so much.
The irish did have a really bad time when they had a lack of potatoes
If that were true, then why do I have so much depression despite having zero Irish heritage?
looks around the world
Hmmmmmm. No idea…
continues to observe society
Yeah, no clue man. Earth is a perfect utopia.
No reason for anyone, anywhere, to complain about anything. No reason to be sad. None at all. Nothing wrong on this planet.
…how long do I have to keep the bit up to convey sarcasm through text?
they should be drinking potatoes instead of barley
Nah they’re not depressed, they’re just melancholic. That’s when you combine all the root causes for depression with a dose of good folk music.
but they then eat the depression potatoes which reinstills and spreads the depression to all those who eat it.