Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?message-squaremessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square44fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredarkdemize@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 days agoWhen you say “turns you into a reptile”, do you mean like a lizard-person, or an iguana?
minus-squaredarkdemize@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·11 days agoI already said lizard-person.
minus-squareblackbrook@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoI somehow imagine normal lizard-persons as less horrible than Peter Theil. Less sweaty for starters.
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoEither way, I’m in. Wouldn’t even need the life-extending part.
minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 days ago “With a certain audience, this life extending solution tested very well.” “Great. How soon can we perfect the life extending bit and start selling it?” “About that…” Edit: We correlated the data, and this is going to sell well with Linux users.
minus-squareDaftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoWhich ever you prefer.
When you say “turns you into a reptile”, do you mean like a lizard-person, or an iguana?
Or like Peter Theil?
I already said lizard-person.
I somehow imagine normal lizard-persons as less horrible than Peter Theil. Less sweaty for starters.
Either way, I’m in. Wouldn’t even need the life-extending part.
Edit: We correlated the data, and this is going to sell well with Linux users.
Which ever you prefer.