I mean, he is honest…

He posted with a Bible, so that is rule 1 completed.

He doesn’t make idols, he is one and is made in the image of god, so good enough. (Rule 2)

I don’t think he can remember the name of the lord so that is rule 3.

Rule 4 is every day for him I think.

Rule 5: how better to honor a POS father than being a bigger POS?

Rule 6: He hasn’t killed anybody. (Personally)

Rule 7 is a tough one

Rule 8: Technically he is not stealing. If you make the rules you can just say you didn’t break them.

Rule 9: The white house is fairly sparse on neighbors so I will give this one a pass.

Rule 10: This is also a tough one, but I will go with that his brain is so mushy at that point that it is impossible for him to covet something.

/s of course for whoever needs it.