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Upvoted solely because of snow leopard

Aww!

Battling the intrusive thoughts and losing

I often just blew air at my mothers face (often near orrifice of nose and ear), especially when she is not expecting. always gave me joy and annoyed her

The human version is playing with your mom’s hair cuz you didn’t have a phone (especially pre-smartphone era) and was bored af.

(Yes I did that, I sometimes undid the hairclip thing… hehehe I think this is why my mom find me annoying)