• Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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    7 days ago

    I have kidnapped a head of state, join me at my luxury resort for details

    This is the kind of shit my prez in tropico would do

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          The Tropico president is also fuckable. Trump is only guillotinable.

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            I wouldn’t want to sully a beautiful guillotine with his viscera, just fucking shoot him in the back of the head and toss his corpse into the nearest hole to be devoured by insects.

            Actually, on second thought, forget the hole, we don’t want to sully our beautiful insects with his viscera, just incinerate the corpse and toss the carbon ash into the nearest toxic waste dump.

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              I’d be on board with this, if it wasn’t for the fact that someone already tried and failed. Ugh. I hate that this pedo has plot armour.