(Hoping I get the joke as an old Millennial)
So, those boots, in fact, aren’t made for walking?
https://youtu.be/WEQ0l_m3Xm0 this, I think, is more of the joke
I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it’s clear
My world crumbles when you are not nearI feel like I’m committing a crime.
Ah, yeah. That makes more sense. I’m right on the line between Gen X and Millennial so my mind went to the Nancy Sinatra song
Nancy Sinatra vs Macy Gray for the best (worst) boot earworm!
My world crumbles when you are not heaarr 🎶
And after the friendly shoe salesperson helped me up and into my own shoes, I tried to say goodbye, but I choked.
Macy Grey Spider Man Goblin Grab
Just throwing words at the wall, my memory is failing me a little
These boots are made for stumblin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk away and I stumbleWat
You haven’t unlocked that boot yet
Ugh. I’d finally forgotten that shitty song. Thanks a lot.
Voice like gravel.in a rock crusher. But not in a fun Tom Waits way.







