United Site Services, which owns 350,000 portable restrooms, filed for bankruptcy in New Jersey on Monday with a plan to eliminate $2.4 billion in debt and hand control to the company’s lenders.
USS, which is owned by private equity firm Platinum Equity Partners, said that a majority of the company’s lenders have agreed to support the restructuring plan. Despite the high level of support, one large holdout creditor opposes the plan and could pursue a path of “delay and litigation,” according to USS’ court filings.
Just have to rebrand as an A.I. company. It’s all shit, anyway.
you jest, but imagine the captive audience for advertisments. Just lock the door until the add plays so they have to watch it.
Ugh the lines will become longer. So now ads on outside too.
“That’s brilliant! you’re hired!” - Ye Old Porta John’s middle manager. “now. what should we call this advertisement stream…?”
(edit: Fuck. they’re going to run with this, aren’t they?)
Port-AI-Potty!