It’s on the floor and the mops dissolving. Please advise. It’s acid plutonium. We took plutonium and made it an acid. Then I drank it. Then I peed in the corner near those steam pipes.
Okay, you’re looking at heavy metal poisoning. That is, if your body was even capable of absorbing whatever molecule you made. Unless you were lazy and just dissolved the plutonium in an acid, like an aqua regia. But drinking aqua regia is a fast way to die, so that means you did some plutonium chemistry. Which is completely doable. It’s an element with chemical properties, just like any other.
As for the radioactivity, that depends on the isotope. Pu-236 and Pu-238 would be instant death. Pu-239, would be uncomfortably warm in your gut, but might be survivable in minute amounts.
Survivability would actually go up from there, except with Pu-241 which is instant death again. But Pu-244 would be the one I’d take if forced at gunpoint. A half life of 80 million years is not great, but it’s the best plutonium can do.
Ziplock works just a well
It’s on the floor and the mops dissolving. Please advise. It’s acid plutonium. We took plutonium and made it an acid. Then I drank it. Then I peed in the corner near those steam pipes.
Okay, you’re looking at heavy metal poisoning. That is, if your body was even capable of absorbing whatever molecule you made. Unless you were lazy and just dissolved the plutonium in an acid, like an aqua regia. But drinking aqua regia is a fast way to die, so that means you did some plutonium chemistry. Which is completely doable. It’s an element with chemical properties, just like any other.
As for the radioactivity, that depends on the isotope. Pu-236 and Pu-238 would be instant death. Pu-239, would be uncomfortably warm in your gut, but might be survivable in minute amounts.
Survivability would actually go up from there, except with Pu-241 which is instant death again. But Pu-244 would be the one I’d take if forced at gunpoint. A half life of 80 million years is not great, but it’s the best plutonium can do.