When you have a lot of McDonald’s in the car it smells like actual garbage.

Don’t forget bugs bunny

Had a McDonald’s chicken nugget the other day. Entirely bone.

I think you need to revisit the term “wasteful” in the dictionary.

Setting $100 bill on fire is wasteful regardless of if you have only that 100 or 100 billion.

Wasteful is wasteful.

Maybe find a different word to use so what you say makes sense. Otherwise it very wasteful of my time.

So why isn’t your opinion “no one should be wasting money on thanksgiving “

If your view is that thanksgiving is wasteful why are you saying people on food stamps.

Like, I think sports are pretty wasteful. So I say that. I don’t say “Catholics shouldn’t play sports” because that makes it weird.

Not catching things. I worked at a leather shop with a lot of very sharp things.

I will just watch stuff fall. Even if it’s a friend tossing me my keys or something. Watch it sail thru the air and land right on the ground. Then I normally say “don’t throw shit at me” as their regular reminder that my instinct isn’t to catch things.

Also the phrase “heads up” doesn’t encourage me to catch something either. It encourages me to check the position of me feet for possible stabs.

So pretty much what’s happening, if I’m seeing this correctly, is that trump is definitely going to be Epstein files and the republicans know that.

The goal now is to make Epstein not a pedophile?

A mime?

New York City should put on an amazing Woodstock style show for that night instead.

I’m sure they could get plenty of bands to come out just to prove a point.

It’s not drooling off no more than you’re spacing out in music. It’s just life.

I once knew a guy named Irish.

He absolutely wasn’t named Irish and no one else called him Irish…

I’m just easy going and lazy. He said his name Was Irish to me. I memorized Irish. I’m calling him Irish because he told me his name was Irish. Fuck it.

Maybe you want… feedback…

Totally a tex story.

Guy named mop

Was that his real name a nickname? Who cares. I know the dogs name tho! The brisket was good and if he called on me I guess I’d stand up.

I’m saying “I don’t want to get shot… but I’m not afraid of getting shot. Texas is Texas but a stranger is a stranger. Let’s hit this fishing spot together first

Exactly! It’s helpful it’s just… “you in some kind of hurry?”

As for your fishing spot. I’ll answer in Texan

“Sounds great but I know how people enjoy a good spot once they found it. We’ll head out sometime together. You bring the beer.”

So was I. I just did it with humor because I already know it’s normal and why I’m the way I am. I’m illustrating an idea in an attempt to maybe make it “click” for op. Because once an idea click hundreds of dominos fall into place. Many ideas click as a result. At least for me. On click leads to a network of clicks. It’s actually kind of beautiful.

It’s absolutely strange to me that you all can do that. I’m just not shocked by it anymore. I’m old. I know that I’m the different one and I know why.

Op isn’t clicking. I approached it “my way” and we’ll see how much clicks for them.

I feel the need to do a Texas one as a Texan

Tex: you must be lost

Person: yes I was traveling…. Looking for… do you know

Long silence

Tex: yep… see I knew you were probably lost. When I saw your car I told my buddy bubba over bubba tips his hat “hey bubba I think he’s lost. Probably looking for the highway.” Are ya… looking for the highway that is.

Person: yes

Tex: ya. That’s what I figured. (Long silence but right before you say something else) you’re probably gonna want to take that road there. It’ll get you to Edna.

Person: is the highway in Edna?

Tex: no, but… you should probably go thru Edna. Less trouble that way. Then you’ll see where the old windmill used to be. Make a left”

Person: left… to the highway?

Tex: no… but that’ll get you to fire station

Person: do I need the fire station

Bubba laughs

Tex: bubba! No but you’re going to need their help with the tree that fell back in August . You didn’t really think you could move a tree that size with (gestures judgingly at your car. Regardless of the make or model) that… thing…

Bubba laughs

Tex: Bubba!

Person: uhh okay… thank you… I guess I’ll head to that fire station.

That conversation took an hour and a half but they fed you. also you have to come back next season because Mary lost her husband and you gotta do your due to help out. Then you end up just living there because after every time you help someone says “I suppose you’ll be off then won’cha. I can’t say I blame ya”

How can you leave after that?! It’s so passively judgmental!

Edit (might be adding a hat to hat here but I’m trying to reach peak texan): The good news is you can legally wear cowboy boots now and you measure a lot of thing by “heads” for quantity or “hand” for size. Plus if you ever don’t want to answer a question you can just gaze off into the distance and say “I don’t claim to know but if I’ve learned a damn thing in these dusty years is that you’ll find your answer right out there. when those answers want to find you I can’t rightly say… I’d be a damn fool to try”

Damn. One day I’ll meet one.

It was a joke.

I have severe ADHD as well. Not everyone has the same symptoms. Good job on keeping your comment short and concise. I can’t do that.

Do you have trouble memorizing facial features. Can you hold eye contact? Do you know your age without doing math?

There are so many symptoms one can have with adhd. A lot of us get really frustrated if we have to focus on one thing. I need my podcasts. I’m listening to Robert Evan’s talk about Jamaican slavery while writing this.

I can’t just do one thing. That’s crazy to imagine. I love listening to nature, I just do it while doing something else. I’m able to focus on both, I have to focus on both.

Don’t listen to them. I have severe adhd. Like they have me in training videos back when I was a kid.

I spend all day everyday with an earbud in my ear. I don’t really like music so it’s podcasts all day everyday.

You can absolutely experience life fully like this. I walk more than anyone I know. I can point out stars in the sky and how the andromeda galaxy would look in the sky. I watch birds, I walk on the beach every night.

And other times I just let my mind wonder wherever it goes. I think about my day, the people I care about, how I can do more and better.

I do it all with an earbud in my ear. Only one, but always one.

Don’t let people tell you how to live.

Wow I finally meet someone without adhd.

What’s it like? I bet it’s awesome. So do you just wake up and get stuff done? It’s like being a wizard I bet.