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My kingdom for a nickel!
That’s a nice fantasy
Feels unhealthy but I can’t verbalize it well
This one time I took my them SO, now spouse, to dairy queen. While we’re waiting in the drive through we’re playfully arguing about her looks because she doesn’t see it but to me she’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. She hits me with the, “that’s just your opinion, no one else thinks so.” Moments later, the gal hands us our icecream and my spouse asks her for extra napkins to which the gal replies, “anything for you, gorgeous.” WITH THE MOST SENSUAL LESBIAN DELIVERY I’VE EVER HEARD!
Been two years and a marriage since then and I still remind her of that night when she’s feeling down on herself. Thank you Dairy Queen lesbian, you’re a cornerstone to our marital banter.
“sir there’s a timer on how fast you get through the drive though, my manager check these numbers daily please move along”
pink person needs a psychiatrist, not a waged qsr taker.
fucked up, thingsinsquaresThat reminds me of those stories from Japan where you can rent somebody to be your friend for an afternoon.
I have no experience or first hand knowledge of this but I saw a video with prostitutes being interviewed years ago. They said a depressingly large amount of people hired them just to talk and converse. No sex. Just talking like a good friend because the person hiring them didn’t have any. They just wanted someone to be their friend. It was really sad.
I just remembered one of the stories where the girl said one of the guys was a early 50s man who was sometype of manager. He would hire her about every other week. They would go to a dinner and just talk about random stuff for an hour or two over coffee and some light food. She said he previously had a wife who died during child birth(daughter also died) and he couldn’t bring himself to be with another woman because he loved his wife so much. He stopped calling her and after about 2 months she tried asking around if anyone had seen him. It turned out he took his own life. She started crying in the video because she couldn’t go to funeral as it was several weeks earlier and wished she could have said good bye to him.
You generally don’t hire a prostitute unless you’ve hit a low point in life. That’s not to disparage prostitutes, I think it’s a noble and needed profession that’s demonized by society; but the kinds of people that are willing to skirt the law and take the risks in hiring one, are typically not having a good life.
Or you’re in a red light district, I’ve seen many a man and woman become a giggling “I wanna buy the candy” person while window shopping … shit we peepressured my old boss into it 😂
Makes you wonder if the Japanese “rent-a-friend” service might actually be a good idea. Ok, need a different name but…
It’s diary Queen part of the joke or a typo
The fact that it’s bold should give you the answer.
Yes.
Hmmm
Since when does DQ have a drive through?
Since always? I dunno, the one near me does.
