Look at all of those losers on the roof. Man, I bet they felt so tough up there.
Ok.
SOME whimsy is acceptable.
Please note that having a firm grip doesn’t preclude you from going on a rampage. Quite the opposite, rigid control enables you to channel your whimsical outbursts of political rage even better
Who said anything about making it out!?
Nobody makes it out alive.
Tolkienian, Lewisian, Seussical, even.
A firm grip on your what again?
Yeah, I’ve misplaced them., can’t remember where I put them.
Have you checked the bed cabinet?
Yeah that was the first place I looked, I did find my childhood innocence there tho, but that had dried up into a shriveled little ball.
Try to drop it on some happy juice, it usually helps
Also, check the fridge freezer, I remember I put mine there once, and ended up forgetting it there for a few years
Based.
