Weird, in my experience with time the rope gets shorter and the bells hang lower.
Fat little grubworm sitting atop the dangliest sack the world has ever seen.
Balls definitely don’t get smaller as you age.
No one’s gonna mention that it gets lonelier to play, as well? 🥲
“Captain? I’m getting Dad Jokes on all frequencies!”
I love that you capitalise “THIS” in all of your titles. It’s like a bot programmed to create 2012-style clickbait headlines for spam articles or YouTube videos, but I don’t think you’re a bot. It makes me smile every time I see you do it.
If you take up hockey late in life it’s because you don’t give a puck anymore?
How do pickleball balls fit into this? They’ve got holes in them, is this something I need to look out for?
The holes are aesthetically pleasing to woman so more is better.
Pickleball has a big ball
Real men drive race cars, unlike most sports it takes 2 balls.
Edit - Oh its a boomer response to a boomer meme. Lighten up.






