My 15-year old cousin at christmas: “are you voting reform? ‘When in doubt, cast them out!’”

His news comes from tiktok. He is voting for the fascists because someone rhymed a slogan at him.

He also puts on an 'aard maan East London accent to make himself look more local. Visually, he’d be the first against the wall in Farage’s britain.

I’d understand if he was 20/30 something desperate for a job by any means, spouting that nonsense.

But he’s a kid, living like a prince whilst his parent’s sweat to buy him new Nike shoes every other month, and he’s still charmed by that side