What I like about this song is that it also works as an argument against all this microchipping none sens, while being funny. If some world government really wanted to chip you, why not put it in beer, or the water supply, or food, etc. They do control all that stuff, you know.
Not that it makes much sense to put microchips in random people anyway, when almost everyone buys and carries a perfect surveillance suite with them everywhere. They even pay for the data and upgrade them to be faster once every few years. The inmates are financing the prison.
Oh, and of course, the same morons crying about microchips in vaccines are also uploading their stupid opinions to all kinds of websites on purpose.
It makes perfect sense for the shadow world government to put expensive microchips in vaccines, instead of just using the smartphones and smartwatches everyone paid for with their hard-earned money via their direct link to google, facebook and apple servers.
Sorry, I got a bit off-topic. Stupid conspiracy theories that make no sense at all are a big pet peeve of mine. Here are the translated lyrics for the song in bad formatting, if you’re interested:
There are things in beer (Lyrics)
I’ve long suspected
That drinking beer does something to me
Because more often than not
I do really stupid things when I’m slightly tipsy
But now I know it’s not me
I can’t really help it
Instead of responsibility, I have genius
A conspiracy theory
There are things in beer, well, things like that
That make me cheerful and slightly tipsy
Yes, there are things in it and that makes sense
The government arranged it that way
Yes, chemtrails are expensive and out
If you want to control the people, you brew
Just one sip of beer
And Bill Gates has already chipped you
The internet has revealed it
And I, a horny guy, have checked it out
A sleeping sheep, anyone who doesn’t rant about it
We’re all being vaccinated by swallowing
There are things in beer, well, things like that
They make me feel good and slightly tipsy
Yes, there are things in it and that makes sense
The government arranged it that way
So much for the purity law
My beer is my daily bread
And that’s why I know for sure
Because I’m super smart
There are things in beer, well, things like that
They’re definitely to blame for me still being single
Yes, there are things in it, and that makes sense
The state arranged it that way
There are things in beer, well, things like that
They do this and that and give you a double chin on the side
Take a closer look, palim palim palim
We’re all being controlled
There is a funny German song about this: Versengold - Im Bier sind Dinge drin
What I like about this song is that it also works as an argument against all this microchipping none sens, while being funny. If some world government really wanted to chip you, why not put it in beer, or the water supply, or food, etc. They do control all that stuff, you know.
Not that it makes much sense to put microchips in random people anyway, when almost everyone buys and carries a perfect surveillance suite with them everywhere. They even pay for the data and upgrade them to be faster once every few years. The inmates are financing the prison.
Oh, and of course, the same morons crying about microchips in vaccines are also uploading their stupid opinions to all kinds of websites on purpose.
It makes perfect sense for the shadow world government to put expensive microchips in vaccines, instead of just using the smartphones and smartwatches everyone paid for with their hard-earned money via their direct link to google, facebook and apple servers.
Sorry, I got a bit off-topic. Stupid conspiracy theories that make no sense at all are a big pet peeve of mine. Here are the translated lyrics for the song in bad formatting, if you’re interested: